R.I.P. Chillwave (2009-2009)

We mourn the death of Chill-Wave (or glo-fi/tropical/blissed-out/etc). We hope you died a terrible death with the utmost pain and suffering possible, if only to remind us of how you made us feel, when every dumb stoner with a bunch of borrowed guitar pedals and a complete inability to play instruments decided to do something other than play video games and scam on some internet porn in their mother's basement.

We will miss you.